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Where to watch Mean Machine(2001)

Movie · 2001 · 1h 39m · Comedy, Drama

In the United States, you can watch Mean Machine for free on YouTube Free. You can also rent or buy it on Amazon Video, Apple TV, Google Play, and YouTube.

Where to stream Mean Machine

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Mean Machine plot summary

It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

Details

Release date
December 26, 2001
Runtime
1h 39m
Genres
Comedy, Drama
Directed by
Barry Skolnick
Country
United Kingdom
TMDB rating
6.3 / 10 · 664 votes

Mean Machine trailer

Cast

  • Vinnie JonesVinnie JonesDanny Meehan
  • David KellyDavid KellyDoc
  • David HemmingsDavid HemmingsGovernor
  • Ralph BrownRalph BrownBurton
  • Vas BlackwoodVas BlackwoodMassive
  • Robbie GeeRobbie GeeTrojan
  • Geoff BellGeoff BellRatchett
  • John ForgehamJohn ForgehamSykes
  • Sally PhillipsSally PhillipsTracey
  • Danny DyerDanny DyerBilly the Limpet

FAQ

Where can I watch Mean Machine?

In the United States, you can watch Mean Machine for free on YouTube Free. You can also rent or buy it on Amazon Video, Apple TV, Google Play, and YouTube.

Can I rent or buy Mean Machine?

Yes. In the United States you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video, Apple TV, Google Play, YouTube, and Fandango At Home.

How long is Mean Machine?

Mean Machine runs 1h 39m (99 minutes).

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