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Where to watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You(2025)

Movie · 2025 · 1h 53m · Drama

In the United States, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is available to stream on HBO Max. You can also rent or buy it on Amazon Video, Apple TV, Google Play, and YouTube.

Where to stream If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You plot summary

Everything is under control.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Details

Release date
October 10, 2025
Runtime
1h 53m
Genres
Drama
Directed by
Mary Bronstein
Country
United States
TMDB rating
6.3 / 10 · 432 votes

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You trailer

Cast

  • Rose ByrneRose ByrneLinda
  • Conan O'BrienConan O'BrienTherapist
  • A$AP RockyA$AP RockyJames
  • Danielle MacdonaldDanielle MacdonaldCaroline
  • Delaney QuinnDelaney QuinnChild
  • Mary BronsteinMary BronsteinDr. Spring
  • Ivy WolkIvy WolkDiana
  • Mark StolzenbergMark StolzenbergParking Attendant
  • Manu NarayanManu NarayanLandlord
  • Christian SlaterChristian SlaterFather

FAQ

Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

In the United States, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is available to stream on HBO Max. You can also rent or buy it on Amazon Video, Apple TV, Google Play, and YouTube.

Can I rent or buy If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

Yes. In the United States you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video, Apple TV, Google Play, YouTube, Fandango At Home, and FlixFling.

How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You runs 1h 53m (113 minutes).

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